David really wanted to buy a print of this for his office, but Nick said it would be unprofessional.
What Nick really meant was that he knew David would just spend all his free time looking at it and wanking instead of working like he was supposed to.
David Cameron thinks this is a valid point, but would like to remind you that if there’s anyone who’s likely to be wanking in no. 10, it’s Nick. It’s not *that* long since David caught Nick standing in front of the mirror wearing a David Cameron mask, stroking his own bottom and singing ‘happy Birthday Mr Prime Minister’ in a Marilyn Munroe voice. It was awkward.